<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762</id><updated>2009-11-01T13:30:53.393-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Pendejurias Con Emoción</title><subtitle type='html'>Anécdotas, mucha risa, muchos buenos ratos, ah! y muchas pendejurias!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>bebé erótico y sexual</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17575274540552869641</uri><email>porkerion.zafiro@gmail.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-4578717150632853606</id><published>2009-07-03T10:37:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T11:00:44.521-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Letra inedita!</title><content type='html'>Este es un fragmento de una cancion de un grupo que en la actualidad  &lt;strike&gt;da azko&lt;/strike&gt; es bastante conocido, Se trata de Panda o pxndx o eso .. Y se trata de le cancion maracas un cover de JOAN SEBASTIAN Y ALBERTO VÂZQUEZ [[lo vi en wikipedia]] acontinuacion un breve verso de la cancion indedita de los ya mencionados.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;amigo ven te invito una copa,&lt;br /&gt;no tomo graciaz, no tomas bien te invito un cafe,&lt;br /&gt;kiero recordar la epoka loka&lt;br /&gt;de ayer cuando teniamos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;amigo ven te invito una droga,&lt;br /&gt;no le hago gracias, no le hacen bien te invito a fumar,&lt;br /&gt;bueno, quiero recordar la epoca loka&lt;br /&gt;de ayer cuando le haciamos al crack&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; ©® B.E.Y.S. ....Y FraGiilitha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-4578717150632853606?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/4578717150632853606/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=4578717150632853606&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/4578717150632853606'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/4578717150632853606'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/07/letra-inedita.html' title='Letra inedita!'/><author><name>DuvaLiiniita.!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14891734264171667408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15814824619637298500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-6701048214216464340</id><published>2009-05-31T19:50:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-05-31T19:52:01.009-05:00</updated><title type='text'>¡Defender nuestro derecho a un Internet abierto y universal!</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://blackouteusp.wordpress.com/"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;http://blackouteusp.wordpress.com/&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Georgia;"&gt;¡No dejes que el Parlamento de la U.E. privatice Internet! ¡No habrá vuelta atrás!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:times new roman;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-6701048214216464340?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/6701048214216464340/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=6701048214216464340&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/6701048214216464340'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/6701048214216464340'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/05/defender-nuestro-derecho-un-internet.html' title='¡Defender nuestro derecho a un Internet abierto y universal!'/><author><name>DuvaLiiniita.!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/14891734264171667408</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15814824619637298500'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-745782703289137316</id><published>2009-04-30T15:29:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T15:30:49.475-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='post cortito'/><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Se acuerdan de la página web de homero? Pues existe. (Click sobre la imágen para ir a la página de homero)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://skavenger.com.ar/homerswebpage/" title="homerwebpage-gtp por porkerion_rojo, en Flickr"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3310/3488918989_f25f650a5d_o.jpg" width="450" height="366" alt="homerwebpage-gtp" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-745782703289137316?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/745782703289137316/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=745782703289137316&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/745782703289137316'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/745782703289137316'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/04/se-acuerdan-de-la-pagina-web-de-homero.html' title=''/><author><name>bebé erótico y sexual</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17575274540552869641</uri><email>porkerion.zafiro@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02498688375671369884'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-6357609708370210291</id><published>2009-04-25T21:34:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-25T21:43:06.617-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chistes malos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='malas influenzas'/><title type='text'>chiste de la temporada</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;-wey no mames! supiste eso de la influeza?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;-si, no mamar! hay que vacunarnos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;-nel, yo ya no me vacunaré&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;-por qué? ya te vacunaste? dónde? cuánto te costó la vacuna?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;-si serás!  yo tengo el mejor antivirus! no me entran troyanos ni spyware ni nada.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"&gt;-(...)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ajúa!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-6357609708370210291?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/6357609708370210291/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=6357609708370210291&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/6357609708370210291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/6357609708370210291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/04/chiste-de-la-temporada.html' title='chiste de la temporada'/><author><name>bebé erótico y sexual</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17575274540552869641</uri><email>porkerion.zafiro@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02498688375671369884'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-5690430572718210304</id><published>2009-04-11T22:38:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-11T22:40:56.994-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='videos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pendejurias'/><title type='text'>videin!</title><content type='html'>...10:39 de la noche, no hay nada que hacer, estoy aburrido y tengo calor, empezé a buscar pendejurias y...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.tu.tv/tutvweb.swf?kpt=aHR0cDovL3d3dy50dS50di92aWRlb3Njb2RpL3QvaC90aGV5LW1pZ2h0LWJlLWdpYW50cy10aGUtYm9zcy1vZi1tZS5mbHY=&amp;amp;xtp=609144_VIDEO"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.tu.tv/tutvweb.swf?kpt=aHR0cDovL3d3dy50dS50di92aWRlb3Njb2RpL3QvaC90aGV5LW1pZ2h0LWJlLWdpYW50cy10aGUtYm9zcy1vZi1tZS5mbHY=&amp;amp;xtp=609144_VIDEO" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tu.tv"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.tu.tv/img/tranparente.gif" alt="www.Tu.tv" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-5690430572718210304?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/5690430572718210304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=5690430572718210304&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/5690430572718210304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/5690430572718210304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/04/videin.html' title='videin!'/><author><name>bebé erótico y sexual</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17575274540552869641</uri><email>porkerion.zafiro@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02498688375671369884'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99882771546015762.post-8226866002558300115</id><published>2009-04-10T21:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T21:35:04.507-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pendejurias'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anecdotas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='risa'/><title type='text'>necesita titulo?</title><content type='html'>hola gente! o bodrios! o quimeras! o lo que sean!... Bueno, éste es otro blog que empezaré, las cosas no tan importantes las colocaré aquí, así que, cuando no encuentren satisfacer sus necesidades bloggeriles en mi otro blog (o en cualquier otro blog) vengan aquí, habrá muchas anécdotas, muchas risas, muchos buenos ratos, ah! y muchas pendejurias!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bueno, ahí va el primer post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Era una tarde calurosa, de éste día, yo tenía mucha comezón en mi trasero, y estaba chating* con &lt;a href="http://dian-krystalito.blogspot.com/"&gt;krystalitho&lt;/a&gt;, o fragilita, como la quieran llamar. La ídea es que, entre platicas aburridas salió el tema del temblor de Italia, y el papa, y varias cosas; pero lo más importante fué, que en mi nick del messenger tengo algo asi:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;私にオオカミの睾丸がある&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;que significa "tengo testículos de lobo", y krystalitho, engañada por el traductor de Google, entendió fué algo así:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;私に私の睾丸のオオカミがある&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;y significa "tengo lobos en mis testiculos".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eso fúe muy gracioso, sigo acordandome y me sigo riendo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Juar!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/99882771546015762-8226866002558300115?l=pendejurias.blogspot.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/feeds/8226866002558300115/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=99882771546015762&amp;postID=8226866002558300115&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/8226866002558300115'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/99882771546015762/posts/default/8226866002558300115'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://pendejurias.blogspot.com/2009/04/necesita-titulo.html' title='necesita titulo?'/><author><name>bebé erótico y sexual</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17575274540552869641</uri><email>porkerion.zafiro@gmail.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02498688375671369884'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry></feed>